Johnson

The type of guy to shit his pants and say he didn't shit his pants and when his friends find out he did he says just kidding.

Johnson shit his pants, he was exposed by John and Johnson said "Just kidding!"

by Flex1231231232131123 December 30, 2017

Johnsonism

Fascism.

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"

Everybody: "You mean fascism?"

by F464 December 20, 2019

Johnson

Group of guys in Norther Wisconsin that think too highly of themselves and too poorly of others. They often travel in packs, letting everybody know when they have arrived to a party. They like to think that they are good at every activity they take part in simple because they are "Johnsons." Refer to everybody that is not a Johnson as a "Chach." Often times, these Chachs are better at the activities the Johnsons believe themselves to be so great at, but since they are Johnsons, they automatically make fun of the Chachs.

During a game of beer pong:
"Ha! Nice shot, fucking Chach. Too bad you aren't a Johnson."

by Cakes1988 December 23, 2008

johnson

A black man's penis/dong/wang/dick/knob/trunk/hose

A Johnson must be very long.

"Yo nigga! Put chow Johnson away!"

"Sorry lady, I didn't know you could see ma Johnson"

by Mishal May 11, 2005

johnson

the act of taking a beloved franchise and ruining it through self indulgent writing and a complete disdain for the existing fan base. So named following Rian Johnson's directing and writing of the Star War's film The Last Jedi.

Oh man did you see the new Robocop reboot? It sucked, the director was a hack and totally johnsonned it.

by fmcnasty September 1, 2018

Johnson

the act of scraping marijuana resin out of smoking peice in a fiendish way.

Zach and Evan ran out of bud, and decided to Johnson a bowl for a quick high.

by fnapgnbsrg April 5, 2013

a. johnson

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face

Hey did you give her an a. johnson?

by Ator February 2, 2006