by Jeff Spencer August 14, 2006
Luke was walking past the managers office as he walked pass the manager threw a gonk at Luke and shouted you got gonked
by The serial gonker August 27, 2023
GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a fag
Skinnypenis-Did u hear that GONK had the sexiest GONKEST pennis imaginable Normal ING Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018
by Smegger goatse 12 November 30, 2016
Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'
by Darthvincent August 13, 2015
To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.
If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
by sonik February 7, 2005
by JJ@D January 14, 2009