garfield

a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.

Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n

by EgGeuua November 18, 2019

Garfield

A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.

Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)

by SuperM789 January 28, 2019

Garfield

An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.

Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.

Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!

by Dr. President January 9, 2006

Garfielding

Female Snoogling is called Garfielding
When two girls line up just right during the act of scissoring and thier lips connect creating a suction much like a toilet plunger... this is called Garfielding due to the resemblance of Garfields mouth.

Dude, i was at bike week and these two chicks started garfeilding on the bar! They had the suction so tight it took two bikers to pull them apart!
garfielding female snoogling plunging

by V. Guerrilla January 20, 2011

garfield

1. Town in NJ that is pretty poopy.

2. Comic strip

3. President

Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.

by Mati, r. April 21, 2006

garfield

Garfield is a city in the state of New Jersey. It is known as GField and for its bad cops and highschool, and its awful football team. Also, there are many Polish immigrants in Garfield. Its is known as The City of Champions.

"Yo lets go to garfield, foo!"
"Nah yo, fo' get garbagefield"

by Someone1112212221 May 4, 2007

Garfielding

The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.

Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.

Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!

by Y-Fronto, Lord of June 30, 2017