Damn asa stern is the hottest man alive
by Benid June 16, 2017
by Frankintosh December 9, 2012
the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)
My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.
by Yannni February 26, 2007
Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.
by Gerret Clause June 1, 2016
by Lio messi legend March 24, 2021
bad ass magician. End of story. He has been known to rock the Magic Castle in Hollywood and snaps necks with his magical abilities. Also the creator of the "Stern Confusion" pose and is frequently spotted in it.
Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?
Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!
Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.
Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!
Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.
by Mark Edelkin June 2, 2010
by Stacey March 5, 2004