A 6’4 dirty blonde blue eyed dramatic giant. Someone who is messy, doesn’t clean and can’t cook to save his life. All he does is smoke weed and play video games. They are dramatic, sensitive and can’t take a joke. They love to message escorts for the clout while dating.
Person 1: “Oh is that Stefan?”
Person 2: “yeah can’t you tell by his bright highlighter hat and stench of weed!”
Person 2: “yeah can’t you tell by his bright highlighter hat and stench of weed!”
by Fuckerrrr April 8, 2019
stefan is a religion where we believe kitchen appliances don't exist. We have a weekly protest about this and we do not like kitchen appliances. Here at stefan anyone can be allowed into our religion!
by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER June 1, 2020
1. Someone who has a perpetual asshat.
2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.
4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.
5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.
2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.
4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.
5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.
Girl 1: OMG, look at the guy over their beating his head on the wall and touching himself because he can't read which door is the men's room.
Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.
Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.
by nondingo March 26, 2013
Cries at work when only gets paid £86. Gets the bag on very easily and hates stuff being thrown at his face
Man one: throws ball at stefans face.
Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.
Man one: laugh hahahaha
Stefan: ill bang you
Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.
Man one: laugh hahahaha
Stefan: ill bang you
by Aaron brown October 15, 2012
Synonymous to dumb, asshole, or both. Someone who tends to make seem others are dumb, but in actuality is a defense mechanism to disguise his own mental capacity.
Nonetheless, perhaps one of the most handsome, sweetest and ambitious guys you'll meet. Also, strong. <3
Nonetheless, perhaps one of the most handsome, sweetest and ambitious guys you'll meet. Also, strong. <3
by Shi-Fu January 23, 2016
Some retard who thinks he is cool but cannot get laid. Even if he has a girlfriend he shall not get laid for at least two to three years.
by Wanaka62 February 26, 2016