Star spangled banner 

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

Star spangled banner by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater 

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater by dexinasuit March 28, 2024

The Star Spangled Pussy 

When a guy is doing a girl in the vagina, and he's about to cum, he pulls out and jizzes on the perimeter of the vagina. He then gets paper stars and puts them where the cum is.

Armando was so tired after completing The Star Spangled Pussy on his girlfriend.

The Star Spangled Pussy by annonymouss D January 18, 2010

The Star-Spangled Banner 

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song.

It's also the one song when can tell a distinct difference in singing talent between vocal/musical legends who have proven themselves time and again and teen popstars when they sing it at football games or anywhere else.

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song. It's also the "sorting hat" in the vocalist world.

Whitney Houston, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix guitar Vietnam message...hell, even Mariah Carey.

VS

Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, etc.

The Star-Spangled Banner by Mai Valentine December 15, 2010

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis 

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

Star Spangle Hammered 

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.

Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.

Star Spangle Hammered by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022