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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.
Stop URL-splaining me with tedious article and engage in normal conversation, gosh darnit!
by b2kb2k September 20, 2020
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Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.
Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
by Local barista August 8, 2023
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White-'splaining

2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.

3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"

Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:

Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."

Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.

Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.
So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.
by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018
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Gie-Splaining

When a company or celebrity are promoting a product or project but instead use the platform to virtue signal SJW politics. The term is gender specific.

Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.
Donny paid for air time on television to sell his product. Upon taping for his time he rattles off about politics supporting nazi feminism.

Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."
by antayat March 8, 2019
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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.
Please stop URL-splaining me with tedious articles and engage me in proper conversation.
by b2kb2k September 20, 2020
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GPT-Splain

When you need to explain something to someone but don't want to be accused of mansplaining so you get ChatGPT to do the dirty work for you
I had to GPT-Splain to Diana what "Level 1 unlocked" was but didn't want to be accused of mansplaining 'cus she hates that.
by Beazneez September 29, 2023
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