The native scottish language, not quite English but very close. It mixes regional dialects with English. Most regions have widely varying dialects.
by Whitsunday September 14, 2004
by eduk8r May 7, 2009
a man who masturbates.
by Charles Pedskalny October 27, 2007
A slang term used to describe something that is bad, useless, rubbish or unworkable. Also means someone who is disadvantaged in every way shape and form
by Superscots September 6, 2011
A verb meaning to share some service that both is not meant to be shared, and causes no loss for any 'scoting' party in its sharing.
One needs an intimate knowledge of physics and engineering for more than three persons to scot a small locker at yer local aquatic centre.
by Barry Dubya May 24, 2005
Perhaps the dourest and most melancholy race on earth, Scots overcompensate for the third-world poverty and obscene ignorance of their dreary, dark, damp and miserable psudo-nation by posting a flood of self-congratulatory and false definitions of their god-forsaken race of troglodytes on a humorous online dictionary.
Those filthy, stinking Scots cowering in the gutter seem fearful the English will invade their country and inflict countless crushing military defeats. Again.
by Edward Longshanks June 17, 2008
An incredibly clever person usually from Scottish origin or heritage. Usually dark haired and extremely good looking. Often plays tricks on those whom are not as cunny, do not have dark hair, or a just plain grenades.
by hummaluvr July 28, 2010