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One who re introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. Strangely, meeting his lover online, he’s one who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again.
The best example is the name itself....Ruben
Ruben by lover bunny July 24, 2019
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Ruben has a HUGE horse cock and he knows it. All the girls want it. He can get any girl he wants and has a great personality, but the best thing about him is the shear girth of his massive and wonderful cock.
"Wanna come over later and get that Ruben"
Ruben by Nignogman November 22, 2021
very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever
ruben loves his chula
ruben by pimp89 April 12, 2009
One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.
There's only one example...Ruben himself.
Ruben by His Precious February 4, 2010
Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P
if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.
Ruben by rubentj April 21, 2008
A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
ruben by wannabe ruben fucker December 20, 2004
When a Girls pussy looks like a New York Ruben
jim: hey did you fuck Megan?
connor: ya her pussy looks like a Ruben after I was done with it

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pussy new york messed up add mayo
Ruben by HotLumps October 8, 2016