Relationship dick 

The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.

Girl!! He got that relationship dick!! Bout to make me cut EVERYBODY off!!

Relationship dick by Honey Dip 💋 April 20, 2018

toxic relationship 

When the relationship between two people is toxic, dangerous. They're slowly destroying each other but they don't see it. They're unhealthy for each other, blinded by their romance. A kind of abusive relationship, a toxic relationship is poisonous to the individuals emotionally, spiritually.

They're using each other, it's such a toxic relationship.

toxic relationship by reyholmes June 5, 2018

Imperstateral Relationship 

A relationship with a balance of power, in which no person holds authority over another.

"I'd say the relationship is healthy, it seems to be an imperstateral relationship."
"He treats his children imperstaterally."
"

Imperstateral Relationship by Neville Crusket May 10, 2021

pimp-whore relationship theory 

the pimp-whore relationship theory is a highly debated theory in relationship dynamics stating that if you (the guy) treat a girl as though she is your bitch and you are her pimp, she will become susceptatble and complacent towards you and the oppisiste to all other men, thus making it easy for you to pick her up and hard for anyone else. The theory is highly debatable because about half the tests performed to test this theory have worked and about half have not.

that guy picked her up with the pimp-whore relationship theory.

pimp-whore relationship theory by jewfrosamurai42 April 30, 2013

Middleschool Relationship 

You wanna hear a joke?

Middleschool relationships.

Middleschool Relationship by Mikejoebob June 4, 2016

Relationship chicken 

When two people are together and they both know the relationship has no future, but both refuse to take the step and end it. The situation might entail "upping the ante" to make the other one end it, such as suggesting marriage or kids. Another tactic in this game could be intentionally provoking each other.

Marshall: If they can’t stand each other, why don’t they end it?
Ted: Neither one wants to be first. They’re playing relationship chicken

Relationship chicken by Agiel April 14, 2011

Relationship Vacation

Taking a break from your vacation using given rules that both people in the relationship agree with.

George: Rebecca, let's take a relationship vacation for a while.
Rebecca: How long?
George: Let's say, 3 months?
Rebecca: Fine, but any rules:
George: Yes, no seeing other people.
Rebecca: Cool.

Relationship Vacation by JoshuaC April 27, 2008