the rectangle of life 

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

the rectangle of life by von groovy March 24, 2019

Rectagle

A big group of people who are bitches

Samantha is in the group- rectagle

nicole is in the group- rectagle

Rectagle by samsam.taylor February 9, 2010

rectanglelationship 

Involves 4 people within none are happy. All of the their affections are misdirected. Much more complicated and destructive than a love triangle.

Me: I like Jason but he likes Emily who likes Mike who likes me! This rectanglelationship sucks!

rectanglelationship by JessicaBlogs July 24, 2009

Rectangle

A rectangle is most commonly found when a person trys to eat to many carrots at once. They get an overflow which causes the rectum to become tangled and mangled.

"Ouch the rectangle is hurting between my legs, Dude."

Rectangle by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

retangle 

The process of forcfully repeating entrance into a male or female rectum, removing the member after each thrust/penetration. Usual lubricants include blood and/or vaseline.

John: I went retangle on that ghetto booty last night.
Brian: Did she bleed much?
John: Thats what its all about!

retangle by MathIsMoreFunThenTV June 29, 2007

rectangled 

Rectangle; to be, get, have been, to become, getting, got, am "rectangled"

The act of getting absolutely retarded out of your brain on drugs, alcohol, huffing glue, whatever the need be.

Also, see mangled

"hey man, what did you do last night?"
"man, i got fuckin' rectangled"

rectangled by conpiece! November 14, 2007

Rectangle Ass 

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.

I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.

Rectangle Ass by captainbone February 15, 2017