Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

.

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Pygmy

A mishearing of the phrase “pick me”

Millennial: “My GenZers, we overheard a teen spilling tea and said that a girl was a ‘pygmy’. What that mean?”
Gen Z: “… do you mean ‘Pick Me’???”

by Flutey Tooti April 15, 2023

Pygmy

A tribe which is native to the forests of Congo.
The adult men of this tribe tend to average less than 152.4 cm (5'0). They also tend to have a small penis.

Look, a Pygmy boy is on the way to college.
He has a Pygmy penis.

by Bonganikhimachu January 22, 2023

pygmy curse

Is a curse you say out loud ,by name, when you want to put a stop to something happening.

I said,"Pygmy Curse" before the opponent team had a chance to score another point

by Catwoman😻. February 20, 2025

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

.

Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025