Pygmy

A mishearing of the phrasepick me
Millennial: “My GenZers, we overheard a teen spilling tea and said that a girl was a ‘pygmy’. What that mean?”
Gen Z: “… do you mean ‘Pick Me’???”
by Flutey Tooti April 15, 2023
mugGet the Pygmymug.

yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.
I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.
by WileECoyote December 17, 2012
mugGet the yellow-haired pygmymug.

Furtive Pygmy

Wait.. wait whos? The furtive.. pygmy? Ahh so easily forgotten
Hollow : Wait who's the Furtive Pygmy
Hollow 2 : Ahh, it's so easily forgotten
by John Dark Soul May 11, 2025
mugGet the Furtive Pygmymug.
Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."
by i love my cats December 01, 2024
mugGet the Thick tailed pygmy jerboamug.
What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
mugGet the Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.mug.