(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.
An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:
"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011
IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.
by Sites May 9, 2005
The most powerfull and potent creature on the face of the Earth. Bent on controlling the worlds major vacum factories....... they want the world too... And the cheese-flavoured fish.
seal: that penguin just schooled me!
or
how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.
or
how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.
by Theonewhowarshipsthealmightypenguin October 23, 2004
1. When wearing too many layers of clothes and your arms stick out as you walk and make you waddle a little.
2. Also an endearing term for someone you consider your soulmate.
2. Also an endearing term for someone you consider your soulmate.
1. "oh no, I shouldn't have put my coat on. I'm penguinned!"
2. "I love you, you're my penguin."
"We are penguinned."
2. "I love you, you're my penguin."
"We are penguinned."
by Penguingirl992 November 1, 2011
"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."
If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!
If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!
by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 26, 2014
The animal adjective relating to all things penguiny.
Dogs have canine, cats have feline, and buffalo have bubaline.
Dogs have canine, cats have feline, and buffalo have bubaline.
Having his pants around his ankles made his walking rather penguine
His choice of tuxedo gave him a rather penguine appearance.
Burgess Meredith's role in Batman was delightfully penguine.
His choice of tuxedo gave him a rather penguine appearance.
Burgess Meredith's role in Batman was delightfully penguine.
by Slap the Penguin July 5, 2015
1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds
by n00b February 19, 2004