When someone is complaining life is “really hard” but actually - they’re just being a little bitch
Alternatively known as LBS
Alternatively known as LBS
R: I have a stomach ache
C: sounds like you are suffering from Little bitch syndrome - LBS
J: it’s too cold to go outside
R: sounds like a case of LBS
C: sounds like you are suffering from Little bitch syndrome - LBS
J: it’s too cold to go outside
R: sounds like a case of LBS
by G City April 8, 2021
SBS is unfortunately becoming a rather large epidemic, across North America and possibly spreading to much of Europe. SBS is the inability to perform regular activities without, complaining, irritating other individuals, and having small to large emotional meltdowns over things that no one else even notices.
The most common activities that the SBS will come forward and present itself is, " trying to turn up with the squad", Being asked what you would like to eat with a boyfriend or girlfriend, even being asked questions in general.....
Unfortunately there isn't any specific method to treat SBS however, there has been some incidents with individuals miraculously stopping the behavior of SBS and this is generally due to " growing some balls" or " taking one for the team".
The most common activities that the SBS will come forward and present itself is, " trying to turn up with the squad", Being asked what you would like to eat with a boyfriend or girlfriend, even being asked questions in general.....
Unfortunately there isn't any specific method to treat SBS however, there has been some incidents with individuals miraculously stopping the behavior of SBS and this is generally due to " growing some balls" or " taking one for the team".
by BIgBonusB March 10, 2016
Prison Bitch Syndrome (or P.B.S) originated in prison and was done when a prison bitch would pull down his pants half way to expose his boxers (low riding). This told other guys that he was avaliable.
GUY 1~ When i went to see my friend who was in prison i found out he had Prison Bitch Syndrome!
GUY 2~ Oh crap, i didnt know he was gay!
GUY 2~ Oh crap, i didnt know he was gay!
by MR.MARZIPAN August 25, 2011
Look at him posting a picture of rental Lamborghini and saying it's his, he's got total broke bitch syndrome
by Paully S February 4, 2020
Suffered mainly by females and gay stereotypes. A disease shared by all of the female characters in Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy and Bones, just to mention some. In real life, a patient with SBS rarely reach the age of forty, as the people around them tend to kill them off. The symptoms include:
- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.
If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.
- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.
If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.
In fiction: (This is the digest, people. In real life the display of SBS is much more understated and takes time to discover)
SBS-patient (A glamorous FBI-agent, lawyer, surgeon) to a male model-like colleague: "You're smart, I'm pretty. I want your sperm because I can't have a baby with someone whose not as perfect as me. Its selfish not to have a baby. My baby's gonna be a doctor, no matter what. And beautiful. Or else I'll just not give a dang about it. But I can't be in a relationship with you because my life is too complicated. Of course."
Narrator out of nowhere: This, folks, is a classic display of Skinny Bitch Syndrome!
In real life:
Hostess: How was the souffle, guys?
Other friends: Absolutely scrumptious!
SBS-friend: "I really couldn't say. I'M on a diet." *looks smugly down on her untouched dessert*
SBS-patient (A glamorous FBI-agent, lawyer, surgeon) to a male model-like colleague: "You're smart, I'm pretty. I want your sperm because I can't have a baby with someone whose not as perfect as me. Its selfish not to have a baby. My baby's gonna be a doctor, no matter what. And beautiful. Or else I'll just not give a dang about it. But I can't be in a relationship with you because my life is too complicated. Of course."
Narrator out of nowhere: This, folks, is a classic display of Skinny Bitch Syndrome!
In real life:
Hostess: How was the souffle, guys?
Other friends: Absolutely scrumptious!
SBS-friend: "I really couldn't say. I'M on a diet." *looks smugly down on her untouched dessert*
by werallsonsofbitches January 29, 2010
Gold diggin' chicks with no respect for you or your relationship. They tend to suffer from "I'm all that," syndrome too. These types will use their sexin to suck you dry of brains and goal gains fellas.
No money no honey
You broke ass Mo' Fo'
Looser
Loner
min man
short man
Dumb ass
triflin nig'
Retard short rider
You don't do shit for me
You won't make it
Who's that bitch?
I saw you eying her down you cheatin Lo' you better watch what you do if you want me.
When the word "You" is spoken first it is a very selfish method of minipulating a situation to suite her own wants.
No money no honey
You broke ass Mo' Fo'
Looser
Loner
min man
short man
Dumb ass
triflin nig'
Retard short rider
You don't do shit for me
You won't make it
Who's that bitch?
I saw you eying her down you cheatin Lo' you better watch what you do if you want me.
When the word "You" is spoken first it is a very selfish method of minipulating a situation to suite her own wants.
Woman: Yo' guys if your woman says any of these catch phrases to you in a day. She's using dumb bitch syndrome language.
by AlphDeltaWomanW/<3 December 31, 2010
People that think they are right but when you prove them wrong, they say they had that idea and were right the whole time. Someone who thinks they are cool when in reality aren't. Also someone who CANT PICK A DAM SIDE!
by The og g February 15, 2016