Guy who dies in everything: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume."
by Koippler April 10, 2022
Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.
Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"
by QuacksO June 22, 2023