MOP

Member of Public

The MOP who’d reported the offence had sounded either demented, or on drugs, or something – but definitely not one hundred per cent in touch with reality. -- "Halting State" by Charles Stross

by Jabster January 11, 2012

mop

person with long hair

hey your a mop

by John Snow The 3rd February 13, 2017

mop

n
For reasons still unknown, the funniest fucking word ever.

"Hey! Check out that mop! Ahahahaha!!"

by Spacecow March 9, 2003

mop

n. A failed attempt at constructing an English sentence. Usually ungrammatical, nonsensical, or just plain awkward.

v. The action of constructing such a mop.

moppy, adj: describes a sentence or passage which has characteristics common to a mop.

1. (noun) The paper I proofread for a classmate was full of mops.
2. (noun) My translation of this passage is a total mop.
3. (verb) I mopped the last part of the exam because I ran out of time.
4. (adjective) I finished the paper, but it was a little moppy.

by A. Nonny Mouse March 22, 2007

mop

airhead. person with no capacity of thinking and no skills for doing something right. its appearance is that like the one from an afroman.

that mop screw my computer, fucker...
Mop asks: does XX means the 20th century?

by korky October 12, 2004

mop

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills

i just spilled my milk...better get the mop

by bob March 15, 2005

mop

when u fight a bitch, and you drag her by her hair... like a mop.

damn, we was fightin' the bitch, and then i mopped that bitch all up on that floor

by katertot10 October 17, 2008