Monday 

the day where you are most likely to die.

mom: come on son your gonna be late for school
son: i dont care. wake me up when it's saturday
mom: come on son its Monday ok. you cant be late for your first day of school
son: 🙄

Monday by A RANDOM PERSON HASHTAG OOF August 13, 2019

Monday 

The part of the week where everyone becomes the weeks bitch.

Welp it’s Monday, time to get fucked again..

Monday by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

Monday 

The worst day of the week. What a waste..

Fuck monday i would rather kill myself

Monday by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021

Monday 

hell

mother: wake up its monday
son: uhm where are the knives again

Monday by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022

Monday 

Monday. The worst day EVER! Like if you agree

Me: Its Monday tommorow
Friend: Bruh..
Me: I know

Monday by Lil.Pandad August 21, 2019

Monday 

An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.

I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.

Monday by Keebord October 5, 2010

Monday 

A man who always gets off early during sex. Why? Because "Monday always comes too soon".

Rick's a great boyfriend, but sadly he's a Monday in bed.

Monday by Scrambly March 21, 2017