Joke miscarriage 

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

Joke miscarriage by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018

catholic miscarriage 

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.

Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.

catholic miscarriage by Shine Aqua Illusion August 3, 2019

Food miscarriage 

Diarrhea

Man that chipotle gave me a food baby that tragically became a food miscarriage

Food miscarriage by Pashera December 4, 2020

Male Miscarriage 

When you go to take a shit but nothing comes out except for a bad smell

I think I might be constipated. I felt like I needed to take a poo and I was sitting there for ages but all I got was a Male Miscarriage.

Male Miscarriage by Spubman January 9, 2021

Failed miscarriage 

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

Failed miscarriage by A human I guess August 20, 2022

Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels 

Hillbillies from Menominee, Wisconsin that, due to a miscarriage, are severly deformed and like to eat Northern Pike.

The Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels proceeded to eat all the pike in the pond in under 15 seconds.

Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels by Jamison February 16, 2005

Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage

A phrase used to describe the ultimate feeling in life. When you hit the highest of the highs. Especially in a situation when you've hit the jackpot just when it looked hopeless. You thought it was over and you were down and out...and then a miracle happened.

Joe: Man i don't think we can win this game...there's only 3 seconds left.

Bob: Here comes the hail mary!...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!

Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage by brandonmarshall15 May 5, 2022