merf

One word most people will say, "Hey that's my word!" or "I made that word up!"

Sometimes used as meh.

Used to show confusion.

Math Teacher: M times(3+489 to the 76th power) times IDT divided by E, times the square root of RM to the 32nd power...

Students #1, #3, #10008: WHAAAAAT?
Student #2: merf.
Hermione-like student: M+I+D+T+E+R+M!
All other students: Groan!
Loki: *sets school on fire*

by Loki January 14, 2004

merf

shows slight dissapointment and annoyance. mostly used online and not accualy said.

"sorry, i lost your pen that i was going to return."
"merf"

by Looscannon April 12, 2004

merfing

A series of "merf"s made by a small/toy dog

A small/toy dog starts merfing for attention, to elaborate its emotions, or to express a want.

by Jennifer McCabe September 28, 2006

merf

rejected, denied, shut down

yo i t.oed this g and she merfed me like a shemp. look up shemp and t.o.

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

merf

A really sexy man over the age of 40. Even teens want to be with them.

Man, Did you see Johny Depp's latest movie?

Oh ya! He is SUCH a merf!

>> Dang that george cloney is one merf!

by babababakbakbka May 13, 2008

merf

noun: any word, topic or object which would score very high on the merf scale

I don't know why it took Bob so long to figure out why "foot long hot dogs" are a total merf.

by jhimm April 16, 2004

merf

1.Term of endearment used to humiliate a partner in public.
2.Also used as random blathering by confused female companions.

"I love you, Merf!"
or may be used with other terms:
"You are my Sugar Merf."
"oh, Merfer!"

by Marklaria September 25, 2005