To do your girl from the missionary position to the point of climax, then start pounding HER chest with your fists while making monkey noises.
Marcus: My old lady just came back from the hospital with tape around her ribs.
Sam: No shit, what happened?
Marcus: I Donkey Konged her.
Sam: No shit, what happened?
Marcus: I Donkey Konged her.
by Sam Horrey July 11, 2008
A variation to the well known Donkey Punch. Where as Donkey Punch refers to when you are having doggy style vaginal sex. Donkey Kong refers to when you are having anal sex and you are about to "go" and you hit your unknowing mate in the back of the head so that they punch up their butt cheeks to make "your" orgasm that much better and stronger.
Last week I was tappin' that ass from behind, I thought I might try to Donkey Kong that whore in the back of head right before I was gonna cum. OMG!!!! She punched up her ass cheeks on my Johnson and I came SOOOOOOO HARD!!! My advise to you, dont try and Donkey Kong her in front of the mirror, she will see it comming.
by rhbandit August 8, 2009
a exotic dancer which resembles an ape like species. Aka a sleezy beezy.
Commonly seen in Geoffreys' house. (He likes ugly people)
Commonly seen in Geoffreys' house. (He likes ugly people)
"Geoffrey, stop doing donkey kong, Take out the trash and eat your paste!"
"The stripper pole says 'no donkey kongs allowed'"
"The stripper pole says 'no donkey kongs allowed'"
by Thizzman June 13, 2006
by TomasTomas December 22, 2005
by Gina Dow August 10, 2006
by DuttyManH August 23, 2007
Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"
Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."
Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."
Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
by machBailz May 15, 2007