Kenyan from the West

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

kenyan cowboy

A hot kenyan guy who works or owns a farm and rides horses. Is ripped beyond belief.Also known for attracting hot girls.

yo that kenyan cowboy has a hot G/F!!

by Alec Cherry July 1, 2005

Kenyan Pop Tart

This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.

Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?

Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.

Guy: What is that?

Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.

by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009

Kenyan Wavepool Effect

The splashing of liquid on a persons ass from a fresh turd hitting the water below.

Wow this poop is great! (splash) Ahhhh damn Kenyan Wavepool Effect.

by Yetihutz August 19, 2010

Kenyan Rizzly Bear

A man with immense Rizz when in pursuit of an attractive Kenyan Female

Jamal - "Azil and Tiwalade are a pair of Kenyan Rizzly Bears"

by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022

Kenyan Fire Hose

When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...

Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.

by 8===)({})96 March 8, 2011

kenyan pop tart

When someone tosses someones salad and the person recieving the rim job blows diorrhea in the other persons face. Ewwww!

I was was licking out this bitch, then without warning, she gave me a kenyan pop tart.

by haheho July 11, 2006