by William Shakespeare 69 January 24, 2018
by nye June 12, 2003
Comes from "to Jack yoUr Buddy's whore." To hit on, or steal the hooker that your friend likes or is currently hitting on.
J = Jack
U = yoUr
B = Buddy's whore/hooker
to Jub
J = Jack
U = yoUr
B = Buddy's whore/hooker
to Jub
"Dude, he's totally falling for that bar girl. Let's go jub him!"
"Sorry, man, but I had to Jub your Bangkok girl last night. You understand, eh?"
"Sorry, man, but I had to Jub your Bangkok girl last night. You understand, eh?"
by ThaiTommy December 21, 2006
Verb: To eat a whole cheescake, cheeseburger or wheel of cheese in 10 or less minutes. Or To waist a whole day sleeping, only waking up to have a warm delight. This action is often done by a jub.
Ollie : Ew did you see that girl eat that whole wheel of cheese in less then 10 minutes??!!!
Ford : she totally Jubbed!
Ford : she totally Jubbed!
by jublover January 24, 2010
Phrase for describing a socially inept individual who has quirky speech patterns and obsessive thought processes, while remaining bland and uninteresting.
He had what appeared to be lobotomy scars, a burrito-stained t-shirt that had a pickup line in Klingon. All I heard when he spoke was "Well, _basically_ *I* think that Data in Star Trek was jub-jub jub-jub..."
by Anonicker September 24, 2009