A person who's like a frog kid. A dumb lesser person.
Sebastian you jabrony, don't run with scissors.
by Spedball_Supreme May 11, 2019
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KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.
by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003
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a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
by weave March 19, 2003
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When you order a Jameson shot at a bar and nobody else around you wants a shot. It’s now a Jabroni not a Jameson.

By rule- when you drink it, you must raise a toast loudly to “all the Jabronis”
I ordered a round of Jame-o for the group and nobody wanted one, so I ended up with a Jabroni
by Akuladog March 26, 2021
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1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods.

2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni
Challen's getting the pizzas.

Pfft! As if. You leave it to that dick bunny and you'll end up with diddly jack shit.
F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni!
by Electric D August 17, 2004
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Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'
Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!

Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?
by Adam Monk June 15, 2004
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