Heterosexuals

People who like someone of the opposite gender. I do not believe they exist. They are a m y t h told to scare us gays into the closet.
Oh gods, heterosexuals have flirted with me. Little do they know, I am a disaster lesbian.
by Disaster Gay Witch May 18, 2020
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heterosexual

Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.
Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.
by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013
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Heterosexuality

Heterosexual - heteros (greek); deviant, different, other, strange; an intersexual relationship between two individuals of different genders

Homosexual - homos (greek)/(latin) homo; same, human(latin); a same gender relationship between two individuals
heterosexuals are deviant and deny their inner homosexuality

heterosexuality
by profess0r999 May 08, 2010
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heterosexual

a boring love life, not much experimenting. attraction to the opposite sex.
thats so heterosexual.
by Alexus Heath December 04, 2011
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heterosexual

Heterosexual - heteros (greek); deviant, different, other, strange; an intersexual relationship between two individuals of different genders

Homosexual - homos (greek)/(latin) homo; same, human(latin); a same gender relationship between two individuals
heterosexuals hide their homosexuality because of their fears
by maghilani May 08, 2010
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heterosexual

heterosexuals are people who like their opposite gender, if you're male, then you like females and the other way around. heterosexuality is known as a uncurable disease, some people respect it, some don't.

'heterophobia' is the dislike or prejudice of straight people, i personally don't think heterophobia is a thing, i do hate straight people tho
tony lopez is such a straggot, heterosexuals are really gross
by stqmina August 08, 2020
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