Ferretism

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

by WildChild 06 November 07, 2017

ferret

Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

by Who wants to know? April 05, 2003

ferret

Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)

by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 19, 2008

ferret

an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog

person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret

by slinky cat February 04, 2009

ferret

a gorges playfull little aniaml...kind of like a weasel..great pets!

my ferret is so funny,we can watch her all day

by glt August 26, 2006

Ferrets

Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.

President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets

by Beast_modez March 12, 2009

Ferreting

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other

A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.

by Dr Blitzbeine November 07, 2010