ewok

2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained storm troopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars

Ronny Matthews: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.

Paul Russo: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.

by Toe Moss January 2, 2009

ewok

2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained stormtroopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars

Ronny: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.

Paul: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.

by Toe Moss September 21, 2007

ewok

the ewok bridge in the woods behind the back parking lots at stockton. it is called the ewok bridge because the words ewok are written on the post. many drugs are smoked here.

hey guys, fuck the bowl, lets ewok it out!

the sto po will never find us out on the ewok.

by AnthonyMC June 4, 2007

EWOK

Unshaven vagina. (Reference to hairy alien creatures in Star Wars movies).

That girl needs to shave her EWOK.

by SBK93036 August 28, 2007

Ewok Bukakke

A group of ewoks gathered around a skunk in which the skunk gets introduced to one of Endor's oldest traditions.

The Ewok Bukakke event was triggered inadvertently by the skunks presence.

by ValhallaJedi69 February 9, 2017

Angry Ewok

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

by Zmann966 October 23, 2010

gutted ewok

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004