Dictionary

1) A book used to look up the definitions of words.

2) A gay version of Pictionary where you guess who's genitalia a player is drawing.

1) DOUCHE #1: Hey bro, look up swagger in the dictionary.

DOUCHE #2: I can't dude 'cause my four popped collars become so tight around my neck that they have damaged my spinal chord and rendered the lower half of my body useless thus I am unable to open a book.

DOUCHE#1: That sucks man. I'm gonna go dip my balls in kerosene and light them on fire 'cause that would make a sweet Youtube video.

DOUCHE#2: Rock on bro!

2) STRAIGHT GUY: Okay your turn.

GAY GUY: *Draws penis*

STRAIGHT GUY: Gahh! WTF is that?! Aren't we playing Pictionary?

GAY GUY: Pictionary? Oh... I thought you said Dictionary.

by Jacob the Traveling Salesman January 29, 2009

Dictionary

Soon to be our next fossil fuel.

I slapped my teacher with a dictionary.

by Some dude thats going to kill you November 29, 2007

Dictionary

That which tells us to think what we never knew. The great manipulater of ignorance.

What does that mean?

Look it up in the dictionary.

by My name is Iggy, screw off October 24, 2006

Dictionary

You fucking idiot you just searched for the definition of a dictionary in a dictionary. There is a limit to how dumb an average human can be you dipshit

"I just searched for the definition of a dictionary in a dictionary"
"You pathetic loser take this L imma fortnite dance on your decaying body"

by Br671msmp October 22, 2019

Dictionary

Apparently it was an archaic form of looking up words before spell check and Wikipedia.

I used to chew on the cover of aDictionary at skool

by insanepeabrain February 2, 2010

Dictionary

A book of over 60,000,000 words, For example, Hello, Hey, How, Oh, Okay, Wow, Omg, My, You, Yes, Eh, Maybe, No, Car,Blue,Red,Orange,Rain,Bow,Rainbow,Raspberry

A dictionary helps me with school work!

by Nevadas October 2, 2022

Dictionary

A Place to look for shitty words you don't know the spelling to because you are retarded

Student "I don't know this word I'll look it up in a dictionary"

Teacher "You better you fucking idiot"

by OverwatchAss March 2, 2018