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Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em
deez nuts by Amiibo February 28, 2017
A creative joke to play on your fellow man.
1.have you seen D
2.d who
1.DEEEEEEZ NNUUUUUTTTTTS
2.your an asshole
Deez nuts by Mr Bootleg June 9, 2004
nutsack, ballsack, cock and balls, the leg between your les and sack
1. Yo i gotta tell R. Kelly about that?
2. R. Kelly????
3. Are kelly and you gonna come over here and suck deeez nuts!?!?!!?!
deez nuts by gangsta September 29, 2004
A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.
Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.
deez nuts by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003
Can you give me 50 dollars?
I can give u deez nuts.
the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females
Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.
Deez Nuts by boom boom b July 19, 2004