colorado is a place of abundant pretencious
liberal sluts who enjoy mamma kitty titty nipples, oily faces,
incest, enjoy announcing EVERY time they work out, have "guilty musical pleasures" like Kelly Clarkson, accuse people of stealing things EVERYDAY, calling people neat when they'
ve never met them, obsessing over
college guys they don't know, developing irrational obsessions, drunk calling people they've never met, "kind of" having sex with people,making shortened names for everything and everywhere, using suppositories, advertising their highschool popularity and bragging about how much they miss the mountains, and how the most beautiful, intelligent, athletic, in shape, healthy, most
popular, funniest and wonderful people could only come from this most outrageously OVERRATED state.