Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

Barnarded by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Toilet Barnacle 

When you take a shit and part or all of the shit gets stuck inside the bowl. This usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and shit, as they do not want to come in contact with your shit. After multiple flushes and shits, your shit still remains.

Dude, that toilet barnacle has been on there since last friday!

Toilet Barnacle by Shit, toilet, butt, fart, crap October 7, 2008

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

billions of blistering blue barnacles by Fearman September 26, 2007

Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.

Barnacle Loaf by singin quimby August 18, 2010

barnacle boy 

Alternative to "fuck boy"

Johnny is such a barnacle boy!

barnacle boy by BootyHole December 26, 2014

barnacle hog

When you frig a pig and you find sea creatures on your hog the next day.

Tiano checks for barnacle hog on the regular, maybe I should too. Dick's in the dirt.

barnacle hog by joeyfingaz April 23, 2019

cock barnacle 

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

cock barnacle by lanstopher March 5, 2009