cat assing

To play a computer game, especially an Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO), for extreme lengths of time. This may come at the expense of hygiene, social interaction, even nutrition. Popularized by the article "The Surreal World" by Hayes Reed where he described an Ultima Online obsessed friend's apartment as, "A den of cat ass and murdered time."

Did you hear that Jim was cat assing on WoW for so long, he actually got scurvy from eating nothing but ramen?

cat assing by Nelsormensch July 9, 2007

Grab assing 

Horse playin

Stop all your grab assing, And come help us

Grab assing by ijglkh January 13, 2009

grab-assing 

Bullshitting; making small talk

"You guys need to cut out the grab-assing and get to work."

grab-assing by Les June 6, 2003

web-assing 

Hunting down girls on Facebook, Myspace, Friendster etc. Sometimes can come with a stalking charge. Please no one over 35 attempt to webass.

"What you been up to?"
"Just web-assing on Myspace. I'm talking to these two chicks, one of them looks like the elf from Lord of the Rings!"
"That was a dude."
"Oh...Well fuck you she's still hot."

web-assing by Horace Longwood April 6, 2007

Eighth-assing it 

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.

Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.

Eighth-assing it by Eighthass January 1, 2023

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

Fiddle fart assing by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

Fat Assing 

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

Fat Assing by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009