M.I.L.P.H.

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

by Brian043 June 28, 2008

Ass

The buttocks, one of the most adored parts of the female body. Considered by many men to be better than boobs

An awesome ass makes up for a lack of rack!

by brian043 June 28, 2008