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2 definitions by brian043

 
1.
Ass
The buttocks, one of the most adored parts of the female body. Considered by many men to be better than boobs
An awesome ass makes up for a lack of rack!
by brian043 July 10, 2008
 
2.
Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head
Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding
by Brian043 July 10, 2008