a little fucking bitch who whines and cries all the damn time. he’s so stupid that even 4 year old me hated him, i must have been a genius kid for seeing what a dumb fuck he is. he’s a little bald bitch because he doesn’t deserve hair. anything he does he fucks up, the little shit. even in his FUCKING INTRO HE CRIES FIR NO GOD DAMN REASON. HES OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. his parents aren’t any fucking better, he can do literally anything and his parents just say “oh no that was bad do better next time we love you and you can have whatever you want from the toy store :)” NO HE DOESN’T DESERVE THAT SHIT HE WAS BEING A BRAT. DAMN WHY CAN’T YOU BE GOOD PARENTS FIR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
by fhlowr December 9, 2018
by CaillouIsADick June 6, 2018
James: who’s a cringe ass bald bitch fucker?
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets
by Wet garlic bread August 21, 2019
A show about a bitchy kid that whenever he doesn't get what he wants he starts crying and that fucking annoying. And if you didn't notice he looks like a dinosaur
by Caillou the dinosaur June 11, 2018
A needy little douche who has never heard the term sharing or caring. His pass times included: abusing his helpless cat, being an asshole to his sister rosey, and screaming at his poor old parents. He is the apidimi of poorly behaved children everywhere. He is truly the spawn of Satan himself. Yet somehow this abusive devil has his own show, FOR CHILDREN!!!
Person A: Have you seen Caillou anywhere?
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
by Hulkthegiantpitbull December 27, 2017
Caillou's Dad: Oh shit caillou i just realized we are going to the circus tomarrow not today
Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER
Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER
by Fat Naruto October 21, 2019
Caillou is a little shit child who acts like a deamon all the time. His ugly ass head is even more exposed than stewie griffin. His mother secretly hates him and so does his sister. His sister looks like a fucking fetus. Caillou is a spoiled brat who gets away with everything he dies by throwing a tantrum like a cunt. His parents are the most brain dead twats anyone could ever see.
*Caillou draws on the wall with permanent marker*
Mom: Caillou what the fuck are you doing
Sister: Fucker drew on the wall. Your in trouble *Smiles savagely*
Caillou: *turns deamon and throws a fit and screams*
Mom: Alright you worthless bag of shit. You wont have time out
Mom: Caillou what the fuck are you doing
Sister: Fucker drew on the wall. Your in trouble *Smiles savagely*
Caillou: *turns deamon and throws a fit and screams*
Mom: Alright you worthless bag of shit. You wont have time out
by CritizingShit January 3, 2019