Number Public University in the United States, its a school for douche bags and over achievers alike. Known for their championship sports, they have also made a name for themselves in academics, while still maintaining a party school repuation. Everyone who goes to USC wish they got into UCLA
by Achelley October 7, 2018
U cocksuckers lost again
After being insulted by the UCLA football fan, the USC student responded "You're just mad becase U Cocksuckers Lost Again!"
by kcitsleipztirf April 16, 2009
by Fordo_Ad August 4, 2008
When I dealt with people at UCLA, they seem to not care about my health and let the Yakuza get ahead in the line for kidney transfers.
by shamsabadi2 February 13, 2010
A school filled with insecure low-lifes who have nothing better to do than either bash their cross-town rival, or constantly remind others of how great and prestigious their school is. Yet they fail to realize that ucla grads typically lose job positions to grads from csulb, csuf, and cal poly pomona, schools which are thought of as much less well-respected. what does this prove? prestige means absolutely nothing and it only matters to ignorant, insecure people. guess what, bruins, the competitiveness at your school is all in vain, because you're doing all that work for nothing. look at the csu grads who actually study things that are practical for finding a job, and they study because they're interested, not just for grades that no one will ever look at once you're out of school.
they also stress how hard it is to get into, yeah like anyone really cares what grades you got in 10th and 11th grade and how good you are at taking some random, inaccurate test.
and sports? please, csuf beat ucla's baseball team five times in a row, and csulb beat them three times in a row. also, some csulb students went over to westwood and said that it was boring, and that the cookies at diddy riese sucked. they also kicked the bruin statue on campus and went into the student store and threw ucla attire onto the ground. they also tried the dorm food and said that it sucked too. getting pwned by the underdogs, now huh?
i mean, first they beat ucla at sports, then they insult their territory, and then they're even getting jobs over them. you can never look at the name "UCLA" the same way ever again.
they also stress how hard it is to get into, yeah like anyone really cares what grades you got in 10th and 11th grade and how good you are at taking some random, inaccurate test.
and sports? please, csuf beat ucla's baseball team five times in a row, and csulb beat them three times in a row. also, some csulb students went over to westwood and said that it was boring, and that the cookies at diddy riese sucked. they also kicked the bruin statue on campus and went into the student store and threw ucla attire onto the ground. they also tried the dorm food and said that it sucked too. getting pwned by the underdogs, now huh?
i mean, first they beat ucla at sports, then they insult their territory, and then they're even getting jobs over them. you can never look at the name "UCLA" the same way ever again.
Girl: "Where do you go to school?"
Bruin: "UCLA, of course. one of the top schools in the nation, it's up there with the ivies in prestige and it's well-respected throughout the world."
Girl: "umm okay, well i'm looking through its course catalog and most of the degree programs seem pretty useless and impractical. the ones at csulb actually seem useful, so i wonder who's gonna get the jobs in the end..."
Bruin: *stares back with a gaping mouth and disappointedly surprised expression and thinks to herself, wow i did all this work for nothing and paid extra to go to a school where all the hype is useless*
Bruin: "UCLA, of course. one of the top schools in the nation, it's up there with the ivies in prestige and it's well-respected throughout the world."
Girl: "umm okay, well i'm looking through its course catalog and most of the degree programs seem pretty useless and impractical. the ones at csulb actually seem useful, so i wonder who's gonna get the jobs in the end..."
Bruin: *stares back with a gaping mouth and disappointedly surprised expression and thinks to herself, wow i did all this work for nothing and paid extra to go to a school where all the hype is useless*
by Cairorox October 4, 2008
"UNIVERSITY of CALIFORNIA of Large Asses"
UCLA is known for its famous Westwood where many go and stuff themselves of rich delicious food; however, Westwood with its large quantities of great food and restaurants leads to UCLA students obtaining so called " freshmen 15". In the case of UCLA it is more like " freshmen, sopohmore, and junior 50".
LMFAO Please spread the word People
UCLA is known for its famous Westwood where many go and stuff themselves of rich delicious food; however, Westwood with its large quantities of great food and restaurants leads to UCLA students obtaining so called " freshmen 15". In the case of UCLA it is more like " freshmen, sopohmore, and junior 50".
LMFAO Please spread the word People
by Triton Eye>Large girls&boys June 25, 2010
Useless Crap Learned Altogether
A school w/ students who dwell on arbitrary and biased university rankings, repudiate USC students’ higher SAT scores, ride the coattails of their Nobel laureates’ presence, gloat at USC for being in the ghetto (despite their purported white-guilt liberal stance), jealous that USC students drive nicer cars than UCLA students’ parents, and claim that “our undergrad academics are more rigorous than yours, that’s why we go onto grad school.” No, you guys go onto to grad school because your undergrad programs are so impractical that nobody gives a flying fuck that you majored in liberal arts and couldn’t handle pre-med or engineering.
Hey, didn’t UCLA start out as LACC, a community college a few minutes north of our “ghetto?” So you were in the “ghetto” too huh? Oh…you Bruins don’t like bringing up your humble beginnings do you? Hey, UCLA is a heavy feeder school for community college transfers, so it is de facto still a community college, just a slighter more challenging one. UCLA=honors community college, UCLA=magnet community college: which one do you like better, so I know how to address your school? ….Or how about “Westwood Magnet?”
bruin: Damm, I've been out of UCLA for like 7 years and still deliver pizzas in the North University Park area.
Trojan: Sorry to hear man, I had so many offers thrown at me months before graduation.
bruin: Hey, you think USC admission officers wouldn't mind that a pathetic bruin like me applies to grad school?
Trojan: I don't see why not. Once you're in, you can shed the shame of being a bruin. Better yet, you won't have to sit on the losers' side at football games. Join the club pal.
bruin: I guess if you can't beat them, join 'em!
Trojan: Sorry to hear man, I had so many offers thrown at me months before graduation.
bruin: Hey, you think USC admission officers wouldn't mind that a pathetic bruin like me applies to grad school?
Trojan: I don't see why not. Once you're in, you can shed the shame of being a bruin. Better yet, you won't have to sit on the losers' side at football games. Join the club pal.
bruin: I guess if you can't beat them, join 'em!
by Trojans kick ass July 5, 2008