Once merely a forename, over time the use of this whilst in conversation with a Ewan became an indicator that the topic of conversion was of a serious nature.
Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
"What a fricking Ewan!"
As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
by WozRoz October 2, 2019
Ewan has a tiny penis and a huge nose. He will often use his nose as a penis. Ewan also enjoys humping the shit out of random people
by Absolutealphamale69 June 3, 2019
Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.
Ewan: hey
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
by Ilove69WithUrMum May 2, 2019
by EwanGotPranked March 30, 2019
by Some Guy From Neoseeker September 23, 2004
Hair is falling.
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
by Jamal Ahem 3rd March 6, 2019
Ewan is a right twat that no matter what you will always be slightly annoyed at him because his face is just generaly insulting
by the truth speaker type 2 November 22, 2018