backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

backwards-skirter

A backwards-skirter is usually a clever, attractive woman who thinks wearing her skirt backwards , where the back is on the front , gains hr extra points in the workplace.

Jenny is a backwards-skirter, she thinks that's what got her the vice presidency job.

by Torbert September 29, 2025

The Backwards Pasta

When a person make a fresh plate of pasta with pasta sauce (usually a red sauce) and needs someone to shove the entire dish of noodles in sauce in their ass to be able to reach climax

Jeff sent me like 17 pictures of his pasta dish. He must really want me to do the Backwards Pasta on him.

by Soggybiacuiiiit November 14, 2021

Trim Tabs Backwards

When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.

Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.

by PappaLaker June 15, 2022

Hat backwards is Tom

Tom is hiding under Zendaya’s hat and the explanation is that hat backwards is tom

Tom is under zendaya’s because hat backwards is tom

by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025

Backwards pissing

Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick

“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

Backwards Beekeeper

A guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys.

Man, that Professor Shelton is such a backwards beekeeper!

by The Backwards Beekeeper September 25, 2010