Ballin' Backwards

Balling or ballin' backwards is best defined as losing ground, wasting time and/or resources, failing to progress in life and instead decreasing in power and influence while thinking you are being wise and progressing.

ALSO Making poor decisions which ultimately place you in a position of losing the progress you've have made in life or love. Said losses may be financial, emotional, social, physical, mental, and more. The end result is that you are playing the Game of Life very badly and not moving forward to be greater later, but instead standing still while others move past you, or actually exhibiting behaviors and making choices that make you lose ground.

After they broke up, Sheila was doing well - went back o school, bot a better job and was planning to buy a house. But when Malik came begging she let him back into her life and now she has no education, got evicted, and he spent the money she'd saved on some wild scheme to "start a business." That girl is working so hard but seriously ballin' backwards!

by Debsterism April 14, 2023

backwards middle finger

fuck me

“he backwards middle fingered me. i think he wants to fuck”

by gangerman11 April 22, 2023

Backwards car

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission

Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!

by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023

Backward xylophone

An insult to a dead gay person

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

Backwards Philosophy

Being backwards in philosophy is using the most vulgar, insane, terrorizing, antagonizing, and grotesque methods possible or employable in order to establish oneself.

I was using backwards philosophy in direction when I started attacking the helpless while at war.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

backwards sunshine

The backwards sunshine is a sexual act where one person bends over to show their asshole and shits, and at the same time pisses while the other person lies on their back letting it fall on their face.

“Bro Brandi tried to give me a backwards sunshine!”

“What’d you do??”

“I put on my sunglasses”

by Inventor of “altenalo” September 21, 2022