Backward xylophone

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now
by bruhsoupandyo December 04, 2022
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Backwards Triangle

Used to insult people on how fucking stupid they are, but you cant swear because the teachers ass is grinding on you.
Tim: Hey man if you think about it logically, a dog is just a really tall giraffe.
Tom: I just have to ask........are you alright in the head? You absolute backwards triangle?
by bricktileflavouredsoda February 15, 2022
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backwards bumming

Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.
Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
by MaccieG July 09, 2021
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Shit Backwards

The act to renege on a promise, undertaking, or contract.
The cocksucker went and shit backwards on the sale.
by Rotten Andre April 16, 2025
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Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.
"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"
by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023
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The Backwards Pasta

When a person make a fresh plate of pasta with pasta sauce (usually a red sauce) and needs someone to shove the entire dish of noodles in sauce in their ass to be able to reach climax
Jeff sent me like 17 pictures of his pasta dish. He must really want me to do the Backwards Pasta on him.
by Soggybiacuiiiit November 15, 2021
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