the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry
You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations
by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019
-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.
-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.
-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.
Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.
-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.
Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??
agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
by REPS(name) December 14, 2009
April 13th is a day where the most amazing, kind, trustworthy and loyal people are born. They will always stick by your side and help you whenever you need, but don't fuck around with them or they will make you pay. Talk shit about people born on this day and it wont end well.
Annie: "you know that guy that's born on April 13th"
Jack: " yeah"
Annie: "you better stop talking shit about him"
Jack: "why? i don't care"
Annie: "ok then.."
Jack: "wait..why?
Annie: "its not gonna end well for you!"
Jack: " yeah"
Annie: "you better stop talking shit about him"
Jack: "why? i don't care"
Annie: "ok then.."
Jack: "wait..why?
Annie: "its not gonna end well for you!"
by annie_is_better_than_jacinta March 23, 2020
This is nation kiss your homie day. Just walk up to your best bro and give them a (consensual) kiss on the forehead or cheek
Chad: hey bro do you know what day it is?
Brad: it's April 13th aka national kiss your homie day!
*They engage in a homiesexual kiss*
Brad: it's April 13th aka national kiss your homie day!
*They engage in a homiesexual kiss*
by An Abundance Of Emotions February 25, 2020
National Soldier TF2 day. To commemorate Rick May's death on the same day, it is encouraged to play the Soldier class when you play
by Sigmini December 14, 2020
People who are born on this day are magical they spread there passion to another's they are amazing people they are so free
by Gucci_score November 8, 2019
If you're searching this, I assume you are looking for a definition about Homestuck.
This happens to be the day that, 13 years ago, a young boy stood in his room. The webcomic Homestuck was given its name this day.
This happens to be the day that, 13 years ago, a young boy stood in his room. The webcomic Homestuck was given its name this day.
You: Why does April 13th even matter?
Me: ...
You: what??
Me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
Me: ...
You: what??
Me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
by smellyegg September 6, 2022