Dream cake

A dream boat woman

My girl is such a dream cake, I love her more than anything in the world.

by Cakez May 13, 2023

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

Bozo Cake

A total dorkasaurus rex. Mid at best. Usually goes by the name of Colin

Listen bozo cakes, I'm not folding my laundry bc I'm mad gaming

by Bozocake January 3, 2022

Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.

Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”

by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023

Half-Caked

The act of having your pants or underwear down so that half of the buttocks is exposed

I’m half-caked right now

by Luz-gorl March 30, 2023

four fudge cakes

A polite way of saying 'for fucks sake !!' so as to minimise offence.

'Four fudge cakes , you've left the lid off the toothpaste again and the toilet seat is still up '

by Peewiffin July 3, 2024

meanie-cakes

Majorly cuter way of calling someone a meanie. Much more jovial and light hearted in a banterous way rather than a crude insult.

James: Ha! Loser! :P
Lizzy: Meanie-cakes ^^

by Aghbah9 December 31, 2009