shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck July 1, 2018

for shy the the FBI by

A random list of words

for shy the the FBI by are you ready to do more I would love

by You okay? no! cool. July 21, 2021

Shy Trumper

Pronounced: shite rumper

Someone who hide the fact they voted for Trump

Karen had a few too many Pinot noirs and admitted she likes having her pussy grabbed for the sake of the economy - Shy Trumper - for ref see: shy tories

by Skendaf November 5, 2020

Shy Trumper

Pronounced: shite rumper

Someone who hide the fact they voted for Trump

Karen had a few too many Pinot noirs and admitted she likes having her pussy grabbed for the sake of the economy - Shy Trumper - for ref see: shy tories

by Skendaf November 5, 2020

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.

Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl

by Cotch killer February 26, 2023

Shy Bairns Get Ne Tea

An alternate to Shy Bairns Get Nowt

"You know what they say - shy bairns get ne tea"

by sibla March 2, 2022