Jungle flossing

When a girl is giving you head she uses your pubes to floss

“She was jungle flossing on it last night”

by THE GOON GOD!!! February 24, 2024

Floss

Something you should do twice a day and not a cringy FORTNITE dance.

Did you floss?

by Owner of Lutfi July 31, 2022

Flossing

The action of swinging your arms across your hips alternating between your front and back. Now it is only used by companies trying to appeal to the new generation.

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pets Alive: iNtRoDuCiNg FiFi ThE fLoSsInG sLoTh!!!!

by The7Guy August 18, 2020

potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.

'Eww, are you potato flossing?'

by echaao January 24, 2013

brain floss

Information introduced to your mind that doesn't get remembered at all. A different way of saying in one ear and out the other.

Math class was total brain floss, I didn't understand anything the teacher said.

I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013