Boardwalk floss

When someone takes all of the hair from under a boardwalk and uses it to floss like some fucking monster.

Hey Steve, you look wretched. Did you use the boardwalk floss or something?

by Plynut May 20, 2022

Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021

Flossed

When sniper breaks your ankles like a lil b in Rocket League!

Landon got Flossed on by Chuck diesel the other night!

by Rogue_1 July 16, 2021

roman floss

Tooth floss that has been soaked and marinated in urine and feces.

I'd like to give a cheater a swirlie some day. Maybe a roman floss.

by ayclamato February 28, 2022

floss binge

When you only floss seldom, so binge when you actually do it

I had a nice floss binge, last night--a very soothing gum massage!

by Doos Jarus May 24, 2021

F’ FLOSS’

Street drugs/to score or get high

Yo’ Tommi …u got any F’ Floss’ ..for the party tonight?

by Fairy Floss’ June 18, 2021

Silver Floss

When you old enough to have silver hair but take care of your body that it is like a 20 year old you have the right and should proudly floss off the hours of blood sweat and tears.

Dave Thomson is a Silver Floss God

by Silver Flosser August 17, 2024