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Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.
Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”
by Unichrome January 20, 2018
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brain floss

Information introduced to your mind that doesn't get remembered at all. A different way of saying in one ear and out the other.
Math class was total brain floss, I didn't understand anything the teacher said.

I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.
by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024
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full mouth floss

When you go down on a girl with a full on 70's bush and get a mouth full of hair when trying to perform oral sex on her.
Walt: Hey Rick, how was your date with Betty last night?

Rick: Yeah, I went down on her and got the full mouth floss!
by Ricky Tea November 8, 2015
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veggie floss

"I put my thong on backwards, so my boyfriend could see my veggie floss"
by vaginaleater November 25, 2015
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flossed

when your g banga is up ur booty crack
oh im legit being flossed rn
by flossedqueen October 5, 2022
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Flossed

When you are stuck between two things.
Aw man I’m so flossed right now.
by Luvvvvvvv February 6, 2021
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crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.
Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"
by Thebigeman220 February 3, 2012
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