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Floss one’s teeth

Have oral sex with someone that has pubic hair
She flossed her teeth so many times last night, she had to get her stomach pumped. Floss one’s teeth for 25 dollars.
by icyhot123 May 28, 2018
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Organic Flossing

The method in which you shave your pubic hairs, store them, and use them as an alternative form of dental floss. It is a new fad in the environmentalist community that allows people to be one step closer to living the "zero emission" lifestyle.
"In order to be 'one with nature,' Karen decided to replace her 'traditional flossing' methods with organic flossing."
by TheCheesesSleever August 5, 2020
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Jungle flossing

When a girl is giving you head she uses your pubes to floss
“She was jungle flossing on it last night
by THE GOON GOD!!! February 24, 2024
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Flossed

When you are stuck between two things.
Aw man I’m so flossed right now.
by Luvvvvvvv February 6, 2021
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crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.
Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"
by Thebigeman220 February 3, 2012
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Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.
by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014
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Floss

Its what eli doesnt do
Eli brush your kricken teeth and floss
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
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