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floss girl

When you floss with a girls pubes on her period
I love good that let me use them as floss girls
by Teasimite May 3, 2018
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Floss

To use a piece of dental floss to blindfold an Asian and then rub it left and right
When Xiao Ming started boasting about his straight As, Mike got pissed and decided to floss him
by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023
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Floss

Something you should do twice a day and not a cringy FORTNITE dance.
Did you floss?
by Owner of Lutfi July 31, 2022
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Flossing

The action of swinging your arms across your hips alternating between your front and back. Now it is only used by companies trying to appeal to the new generation.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pets Alive: iNtRoDuCiNg FiFi ThE fLoSsInG sLoTh!!!!
by The7Guy August 18, 2020
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brain floss

Information introduced to your mind that doesn't get remembered at all. A different way of saying in one ear and out the other.
Math class was total brain floss, I didn't understand anything the teacher said.

I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.
by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024
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Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.
by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014
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Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.
Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”
by Unichrome January 20, 2018
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