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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Melissa

A swagalious person. Super quirked up and cool. A wonder bestie for the restie🤪🤪🤪. Simps for random people. Cons: Is very abusive and will slap you
Person 1: Do you know who Melissa is?

Person 2: Yes she is such a girl boss
by StickySaltySocks April 15, 2022
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melissa a girl that is thick strong superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pretty and like lightskin mist skin boy
melissa mean bee and a girl that is named melissa will never broke up whit here boyfrends melissa is a kiper
by hortencen July 7, 2020
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Melissa

Someone that takes time to get to know them fully, but when you do, you won't regret it. Someone who you will love only for her personality and vibes. Someone who laughs with you and at you, but mostly with you. Someone who you won't ever regret meeting. Someone who's kinda evil, but its ok because you still love them. Someone who, even through the tough times, will still love you. :)
Hey look at Melissa over there. She is awesome
by afreakinpieceofcheese November 21, 2021
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First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.

Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.

It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.

Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.

"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.

Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
Q: Did you see that melissa on the other side of the mountain?

A: Yes, did you smell it?
by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024
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