When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale
by Shuastereno May 14, 2012
Let's put it in the garage sale.
I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
by penis exhalation October 19, 2019
by WhistlerBum September 27, 2020
by Jenerator August 31, 2003
A really good business based out of Michigan, northern Indiana and Ohio. They sell all kinds of trees and plants! Give em' a shout
Person 1: "DRO2 tree sales planted my trees! The neighborhood loves them!"
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."
*we will never hear from Person 2 again*
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."
*we will never hear from Person 2 again*
by Gettinlaid69420 June 30, 2022