Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023

fixing word

A word to replace a cuss word so you don't get the dickins.

Person 1: Sh*t that hurt.
Person 2: That's not polite use a fixing word so you don't get my miscket grabbers.

by Cool Roblox June 6, 2017

fix your code

what some would say to you if your being annoying to them

(and yes i did get this line from Dream :))

person1: hey do you wanna go to the park? or play UNO? or idk have a sleepover tonight? hoo hoo what about we...
person2: omg you are so annoying. Go fix your code instead

by Bobby Jefferson November 28, 2020

Tape fix

A fix that is not the most convenient or pretty but does the job good enough.

I fixed my car using a tape fix, not the best thing but it is working

by The 68 July 19, 2024

The fix is in.

Senior's code for "I've taken the Viagra".

Get ready Honey, the fix is in.

by Aportos June 27, 2017

West Virginia Fix-It

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.

Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.

by CLE ent November 21, 2018

Fix It Again, Tony

It’s the acronym for Ford, as discussed by Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) on King of the Hill.

Dale: I know what’s wrong with it. It’s a Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don’t cha? It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

Hank: You’re thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Dale: fix it again…

by Kmart Queen October 30, 2023