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Zak without a C

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.
"Bro, I'm not gay, why are you making me a Zak without a C?"
"No, man, you're definitely gay."
by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025
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I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Pilot without passengers

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"
" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"
by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015
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Tea without da Suga

Winemiller #1: I GOT DA TEA!!!!!
Winemiller #2:GUUUURRRLLLL! TELL ME!!!!!!
Winemiller #1: I only tell u half da tea. Tea without da Suga.
by LightskinAsian April 19, 2019
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