The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
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A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
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Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.
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noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.
Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.
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“Hey did Jeremy really start an OF?” “Yup. He’s a certified professional fag now”
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