Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

ketchup kid

A Ketchup kid is a kid who cant stand anything, from foods to germans.

The no.1 rule to become a ketchup kid is to dispice ketchup

Example:

Guy 1 «Tobias is such a Ketchup kid, you can see that he hates those Germans!»
Guy 2 «Yes, and he cant stand the Hot Dog dressing either!»

by Mustard Boi March 15, 2018

Ketchup tongue

Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.

“They went down on me while i was on my period”
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”

by PP20 March 31, 2020

Denny's Ketchup

Smacking your ass just as you cum to get all of it out.

I was banging this girl and performed a Denny's Ketchup.

by DennysKetchup July 26, 2021

Ketchup Maid

Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes

My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified

by GemNYC February 22, 2021

Ketchup Confidence

To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.

Example: @ Restaurant

You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...

Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"

*After the fact*

"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"

by Grafixgg October 4, 2023

French Fries and Ketchup

Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…

Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…

by rubygrapefruit March 28, 2023