I'm so excited for System Design!!
by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021
by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020
Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.
Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.
Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.
There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.
Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.
There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.
by keshazel February 16, 2012
Hey Joe, did you know there is an occupation where you can design spaceships? It's called spatial design.
by J O E L March 9, 2020
'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.
Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."
by Theo Mulenga April 3, 2020
When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
by jjshabadoo November 7, 2017