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A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".
Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011
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Gigachad Message

Gigachad sez: On Urban Dictionary, you don't have to be a real dummy and post inappropriate definitions about stuff. Think about your little brother and also if your family sees your definition on the site. You don't have to try and be someone else you're not by writing retardish definitions that may appear funny but in reality are extremely stupid and gross. Be yourself. Don't try to appear funny to other people, just be your normal self.
The Gigachad message is explained above. By writing normal definitions, you are a real chad and not a jerkoff virgin.
by KaRizzmuh February 23, 2023
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Message point

The (situation of, in or at) in a social greeting setting where others look around for subtle social acceptance or basic kinesic acknowledgement.
They locked eyes in message point long enough for her to smile and for him to feel the bomb go off in his chest.
by Mael Cormac Kivlehan April 7, 2008
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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
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National Message To Your Ex Day

National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because

It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”
by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020
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Multiway Messaging

When two people go through many different mediums of communication (e.g., texting, IMing, facebook) to talk to each other. This phenomenon tends to happen a lot in this world where we have so much technology and social networking sites available to us.
"I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies"

"I texted my friend so she emailed me back so I facebooked her and she tweeted me so I IMed her and then she called me. Multiway messaging FTW."
by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012
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