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North Korean Bum Disease 

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.
Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.

cheesy korean dog 

When your Korean GF has yeast and ends up sucking you off after going in raw.
Hey baby, you want a Cheesy Korean Dog tonight?

North Korean slip and slide

It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.
Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!

hairy korean

A particularly lewd sex act:

Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style

Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes
I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.

North Korean Barbecue 

When the thought of hunger is so overwhelming, you consider just for a moment that the flesh of man/woman wouldn't be so bad. In turn, causing one to commit the act of cannibalism. Usually used ironically when someone is so hungry. It's the new way to say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
The people at Terminus were so hungry, they had a North Korean Barbecue.

"I'm so hungry that a North Korean bbq wouldn't be a bad idea." Said Negan

North Korean Nemo 

When you eat a bag of Cheetos, then proceed to fingerblast your partner with you orange Cheeto-fingers. If you don't have Cheetos at home, a red bag of Doritos can work in a pinch.
Christie was getting bored with the same old North Korean Nemos from her boyfriend every Thursday. So she decided to spice things up and buy a bag of flamin' hot Cheetohs and gave De'Andre from down the block a visit.