Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022
When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.
I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.
by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023
An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
by Fzx911 April 3, 2017
Hot ass emo mfs that don't give a fuck about no one
Also extremely hot, did I say that already?
Tbh the world should be on their knees for them
Also extremely hot, did I say that already?
Tbh the world should be on their knees for them
by $ourD November 22, 2021
When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates
by Thlegend October 14, 2020
A member of the opposite sex that is taking your attention away from important video game activities.
by Spolt1o5 February 6, 2019